Soul Passenger list · Eavaros Codex

d20	Soul Passenger	Intrusive Phrases (Examples)
1	Anxious Elven Apprentice	"What if the runes smudge? What if you smudge?" / "Did Master Veylen say 'counter-clockwise' or widdershins?" / "You did remember your backup wand, right?"
2	Teenage Tiefling Romantic	"Do you think they like me? Wait—do you like me?" / "I wrote a poem but it caught fire. That feels symbolic." / "When I flirt, should I hide the horns or highlight them?"
3	Human Street Urchin (Age 7)	"Stinky Pete was my rat. You're not gonna step on him, right?" / "Do swords get lonely in their scabbards?" / "Can I keep this rock? It smells like secrets."
4	Orcish Opera Singer (Tenor, Forgotten)	"NAAAAA–oh. Sorry. That was just a scale." / "I once sang for a duchess. She wept. Or maybe it was the stew." / "Do you breathe from your diaphragm when you swing your axe?"
5	Halfling Baker, Widower	"Dough's like life—needs patience, warmth, and sometimes a good punch." / "I baked my proposal into a tart once. She never found the ring." / "You smell like cinnamon. Or maybe grief."
6	Drow Scribe and Pessimist	"That sentence was grammatically incorrect. So is your posture." / "If you die down here, I call dibs on the body. For notes." / "You know we're probably doomed, right? I'm fine with it."
7	Human Shepherd Girl (Missing Her Flock)	"Wool's warmer when the sheep are singing. Do you hear them?" / "The stars are different. I think I wandered too far." / "Where's Barlam? He always follows…"
8	Elven Duelist, Far Too Polite	"If you lunge again, please extend your pinky. Grace is a weapon." / "My third death was the most dramatic. Oh, was I…? Hm." / "You're holding your blade like a potato."
9	Giff Explorer, Confused About Where They Are	"I swear the charts said jungle, not—what is this? Limestone?" / "Have we made first contact yet? Wait… are you the locals?" / "Tally-ho? No? Do people not tally-ho here?"
10	Warforged Chronicler, Awaiting Instructions	"Query: why is my quill covered in blood?" / "Awaiting further commands. Hello? Hello?" / "Am I dreaming? Am I a dream someone else had of a machine?"
11	Drow Perfumer (Aromatic Nihilist)	"Scents are the only truths. All else is fog." / "I made a cologne from regret. I called it First Snow." / "You reek of ambition. Needs citrus."
12	Human Duelist Turned Librarian	"I used to fight with sabres. Now I fight with card catalogues." / "Don't dog-ear that page! Do you even respect narrative arcs?" / "Is this a footnote or a ghost?"
13	Kobold Prophet (Very Wrong)	"The moon told me you'd kiss a goat today. I saw it." / "The prophecy says we all ride into battle on ducks." / "Shhh! I'm divining your future. It smells like cheese."
14	Half-Elf Stagemaster (Professional Control Freak)	"Lights! No, that torch is off-centre." / "This dungeon has terrible acoustics." / "Your death scene? A little flat, darling."
15	Modron Function Auditor	"Process anomaly detected. Soul count: over-allocated." / "Where's the input/output port? You do have one, right?" / "Error. I appear to be… feeling?"
16	Elven Gardener (Talking to Plants?)	"The moss here is rude. Won't speak at all." / "I once pruned a dryad. She was very cross." / "This root system is all wrong. Who designed this terrain?"
17	Tiefling Trickster, Thinks This Is All A Game	"Did I just see a ghost? Oh wait, that was me, wasn't it?" / "Tag! You're it. Wait—did you just flinch?" / "I'm going to count to 666 and if you don't hide, I win."
18	Halfling Embalmer, Cheerful	"This reminds me of the time Uncle Reggie sat up on the slab." / "You're looking pale! Not like… my kind of pale, though." / "Lemons keep the smell down. Want a lemon?"
19	Orc Matriarch, Very Judgy	"Eat something. You swing like a skeleton." / "In my day, we gutted first, asked questions never." / "That elf looked at you wrong. Want me to sort them out?"
20	Elven Child (Long Dead, Doesn't Realize)	"You're warm. Are you my mum now?" / "I was playing hide-and-seek. Did I win?" / "Why is everyone so quiet all the time?"